25 Tweets About Masturbating That Are Just Really Funny

DOCTOR: Bad news. You have a disease and the only cure is frequent, aggressive masturbation from the age of ME: Mom I'm gonna make it. PM - 23 Apr · Reply Retweet Favorite. 7. Who called it "Masturbation tips for women" rather than "Dildos and Dildon'. James Martin @Pundamentalism. Who called it. In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass-playing abilities. —Les Claypool. And it's not like I've never jacked off. I'm fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesn't is lying.



While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male masturbation, women are often left empty-handed (so to speak). Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones, we'd be more inclined to talk about female masturbation in general. Dudes have a ton of wonderfully perverse. “Fingerbating”. Men fap. Men wank. Men jack it in San Diego. Men spank, choke and stroke it before cumming with the force of 1, suns. Men have all the fun, huh? Not so. In Ed Uncovered's 50 Great Names series, men may have come first, but women are the ones who get to come harder, longer and.


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